I won't comment on Tebow going in the first round of the draft.
I won't comment on Tebow not even being at the draft.
I will, however, comment on the cruel twist of fate that is bringing him to Denver.
At a mere 535 miles away, he could not be closer. I checked.
Such proximity can only add fuel to the fire that keeps my hatred toward all things Tebow burning.
For those who don't see the potential disaster, tell me how having this in the same time zone as you could possibly be a good thing:

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