If there were a quicker way to communicate with our maker besides praying, Tim Tebow has been in on that secret for quite some time now.

Maybe it started with his mother's unwavering faith to carry him full-term when all medical experts recommended she abort the pregnancy. Or maybe it was the three months he recently spent knee deep in missionary work. Whatever the reason, Tim Tebow practically walks on water.

Or is it just AstroTurf?

Try Googling "Christ-like." While you're at it try "Perfect" or "World's Best Christian."

Tebow didn't make the cut, did he? Surprising, considering he spent all those hours 'giving back' at his family's orphanage. Oh well. He can always hope to achieve divine status next season.

It would seem that all the prayers Tim requested be made on his behalf have not led him to the NFL draft because he's returning to gator nation for one more year. He claims it's loyalty to the program that's bringing him back. I think he wants one more shot at Heisman Number Two. Either that or he has a few more Bible verses to write in his eye black.

Maybe someone should let Tebow know that God doesn't care about football. If He did we would have seen Notre Dame playing in a bowl game past January 1st. We would have seen Texas Christian University playing in something beside the Poinsettia Bowl.

And if God truly cared about football, 100,000 Oklahoma fans prayers would not have gone unanswered that fateful January 8th.