Jason: If you go to prison for murder I don't know what I'd do.
Whitney: You mean, like what would you eat?
Jason: I'm pretty sure I would have some bigger life decisions to make at that point besides what I would eat.
Whitney: [blank stare]
Jason: Like staying married?
Whitney: Oooh. Wait- you would divorce me if I murdered someone?
Jason: Uh yeah, murder is grounds for divorce.
Whitney: What about manslaughter? Or negligent homicide?
Jason: That would be okay.