Posted August 24, 2010 by Whitney
It's not that I lack follow through. I can just see it not ending well in the long run.
Posted August 12, 2010 by Whitney
I've had to eat my words many times but never quite as literal as this.
Posted August 04, 2010 by Whitney
And in this case they're confessing quite a bit.
Posted July 27, 2010 by Whitney
No matter the team, he's still my fave.
Posted July 18, 2010 by Whitney
To tweet or not to tweet.
Posted July 14, 2010 by Whitney
I wouldn't put myself through this for just any funny person.
Posted July 14, 2010 by Whitney
Whitney's back. Tell a friend.
Posted June 21, 2010 by Whitney
And apparently, I'm bitter.
Posted June 18, 2010 by Whitney
The answer is pretty black and white to me.
Posted June 10, 2010 by Whitney
I'm glad we got that cleared up.
Posted June 08, 2010 by Whitney
The wise man should have built his house as far from a creek as possible.
Posted June 01, 2010 by Whitney
Well, more continental than any hotel breakfast I've ever seen.
Posted May 25, 2010 by Whitney
The undesirable process by which hair absorbs oil can actually be used for good.
Posted May 15, 2010 by Whitney
I recently complained about the movie Babies not showing in Utah. As it turns out, I just needed to be a bit more patient.
Posted May 08, 2010 by Whitney
A last minute gift idea that's sure to surprise.
Posted April 22, 2010 by Whitney
Suddenly 500 miles away isn't far enough.
Posted April 19, 2010 by Whitney
Reason number 12843.
Posted April 16, 2010 by Whitney
Utah's so-called film scene isn't quite what it claims to be.
Posted April 13, 2010 by Whitney
Have you seen her? Please let me know.
Posted April 06, 2010 by Whitney
An Easter of epic proportions.
Posted April 01, 2010 by Whitney
Only you're not going to today, suckas.
Posted March 23, 2010 by Whitney
Really, anything.
Posted March 23, 2010 by Whitney
The first step to progress.
Posted March 17, 2010 by Whitney
Donating might make you an enabler but in this case it's not a bad thing.
Posted March 13, 2010 by Whitney
If a comment is made and no one is around to read it, does it still count?
Posted March 04, 2010 by Whitney
Say that ten times fast. Unless you're eating one. In that case, please don't attempt tongue twisters with food in your mouth. It's gross.
Posted February 21, 2010 by Whitney
If the skinny jeans fit, do you wear them?
Posted February 17, 2010 by Whitney
My appalling lack of follow-thru is finally getting to me, but my timing in putting off changing my lazy ways couldn't be better.
Posted February 13, 2010 by Whitney
That movie was way off. But that's neither here nor there.
Posted February 09, 2010 by Whitney
I'm not the type to dream of the big screen but I just couldn't say no to this.
Posted February 02, 2010 by Whitney
The verdict is in but I'm not buying it.
Posted January 28, 2010 by Whitney
A single conversation clears up years of questions.
Posted January 23, 2010 by Whitney
Yes, I do understand the irony of typing a blog post on handwriting.
Posted January 20, 2010 by Whitney
Much has changed in the past year but my feelings remain the same.
Posted January 18, 2010 by Whitney
Do I think we've done Martin Luther King, Jr's. dream justice? Not quite.
Posted January 11, 2010 by Whitney
If I looked out my back window would I see Russia applauding me for taking down my satellite dish?
Posted January 07, 2010 by Whitney
More like the Animal's Choice Awards.
Posted December 29, 2009 by Whitney
I've never been an advocate for children playing musical instruments but I might just reconsider.
Posted December 15, 2009 by Whitney
Don't worry. I'll probably still get you a gift.
Posted December 10, 2009 by Whitney
Or was it a cop riding in my car?
*Edited to actually have text now*
Posted November 30, 2009 by Whitney
In not so many months we will enter into a brand new routine with new clothes, a stricter schedule and of course, plenty of consulting with the experts.
Posted November 19, 2009 by Whitney
My ability to predict what everyone blogs about on any given day may just save you a great deal of time.
Posted November 16, 2009 by Whitney
Clearly, my husband has very little faith in me.
Posted November 13, 2009 by Whitney
Because, honestly, no one should be expected to defend their beliefs.
Posted November 09, 2009 by Whitney
Part three of our three part series.
Posted November 08, 2009 by Whitney
Part one of a three part series on our trip to Bishop.
Posted November 01, 2009 by Whitney
In honor of November being National Adoption Month I'm joining in the widespread efforts already in place to raise awareness and change the perception of foster care and adoption.
Posted October 31, 2009 by Whitney
Have we seen the last of trick-or-treaters? Not if I have anything to do with it.
Posted October 30, 2009 by Whitney
He may not be here any longer but he's still finding ways to inconvenience us.
Posted October 28, 2009 by Whitney
If it's the thought that counts, I'm just going to think about donating from now on, lest I come away from the next drop-off short a few hubcaps.
Posted October 27, 2009 by Whitney
I've been needing a change for awhile now. I've been at my job for much longer than I anticipated and Utah just isn't doing it for me. I think I've finally found what I've been looking for.
Posted October 26, 2009 by Whitney
The solution to all my unreturned phone calls.
Posted October 25, 2009 by Whitney
I usually keep my views on parenting to myself but this was too much to pass up.
Posted October 24, 2009 by Whitney
Proof that my parallel parking really is as bad as my drivers ed teacher said.
Posted October 23, 2009 by Whitney
This is one trend I wouldn't mind coming back.
Posted October 22, 2009 by Whitney
A compilation of the best unsolicited comments I've received in regard to my diet.
Posted October 21, 2009 by Whitney
Is this a lesser form of racial profiling?
Posted October 20, 2009 by Whitney
Happy Birthday Snoop
Posted October 19, 2009 by Whitney
The trouble with wishing for superpowers is that you have to be specific.
Posted October 18, 2009 by Whitney
Just becase you can, doesn't mean you should: Blogging Edition.
Posted October 16, 2009 by Whitney
Since I didn't have a five-year reunion, I decided to do a little investigating to see just much the people I went to school with have changed since 2004.
Posted October 15, 2009 by Whitney
I'm guessing this means Ben and Jerry's is now manufacturing treadmills.
Posted October 14, 2009 by Whitney
We all deserve to be treated equally in spite of our differences. We all deserve to be comfortable and self-empowered in our own skin. But confidence should not come at the price of health.
Posted October 13, 2009 by Whitney
I hate to think what would happen if this team had to go into overtime.
Posted October 11, 2009 by Whitney
For a limited time only, Climbing Guide and Climbing Guide Lite apps for the iPhone are on sale.
Posted October 10, 2009 by Whitney
Two can play at this game.
Posted October 09, 2009 by Whitney
You know the people who talk just to hear themselves talk? This post is a lot like that.
Posted October 08, 2009 by Whitney
I interrupt the first week of Blogtober to tell you just how irritated I am with interrupting.
Posted October 07, 2009 by Whitney
Who's going to want to sing this song now? Way to ruin it, Somalia.
Posted October 06, 2009 by Whitney
Twenty years later and it still has it.
Posted October 05, 2009 by Whitney
A burning late-night question gives way to an even deeper resolution.
Posted October 04, 2009 by Whitney
Sometimes I think that everything that is wrong with the world lives in our community. If you've ever spent more than twenty minutes with us, you understand.
Posted October 02, 2009 by Whitney
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should: Jeans Edition.
Posted October 01, 2009 by Whitney
Since family photos can be a bit of an overwhelming task, I've enlisted the help of one gem of a site to give you some ideas. Hopefully you are as inspired by these as I am.
Posted September 30, 2009 by Whitney
Join us for the event of the season!
Posted September 22, 2009 by Whitney
Seperate the fact from fiction on the ever-growing list of "Mormon celebs."
Posted September 17, 2009 by Whitney
May be offensive. Well, if you love snuggies. Or if you're old.
Posted September 10, 2009 by Whitney
Thank you, Mr. Mailman. You've really outdone yourself this time.
Posted September 09, 2009 by Whitney
To celebrate the ninth day of the ninth month of the ninth year, here are nine reasons why 09.09.09 is better than 09.09.99.
Posted September 08, 2009 by Whitney
In true back to school fashion, I present you with this weeks vocabulary lesson.
Posted August 30, 2009 by Whitney
I'm sitting this season out. The ugly truth behind my decision revealed.
Posted August 27, 2009 by Whitney
Well, it's not really a child's prayer but it might be a touch less disturbing if it were.
Posted August 24, 2009 by Whitney
I may lose friends from this.
Posted August 19, 2009 by Whitney
If a picture is worth a thousand words, I'm going to need the whole photo shoot to get my feelings across.
Posted August 18, 2009 by Whitney
Even if you won't admit that there are text messages not worth picking up your phone for, you have to agree it would be nice to at least stop the one word, and especially one letter, texts before they hit your inbox.
Posted August 14, 2009 by Whitney
It would seem a college refresher course is in order.
Posted August 12, 2009 by Whitney
My top ten favorite google searches that landed readers here.
Posted August 06, 2009 by Whitney
No, I did not run my fingers across the keyboard when typing the title.
Posted August 05, 2009 by Whitney
If you've ever washed a dish, or even just thought about it, I'm sure you'll understand.
Posted August 04, 2009 by Whitney
Thanks, Mr, President, for all the things you've done, the battles that you've won.
Posted July 29, 2009 by Whitney
Some things require a certain image to indulge. Some people disregard that concept entirely.
Posted July 23, 2009 by Whitney
Does anyone else think the 100th episode was a hot-tamale trainwreck?
Posted July 21, 2009 by Whitney
While I'm on the subject of anniversaries, I might as well mention another one.
Posted July 21, 2009 by Whitney
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Posted July 13, 2009 by Whitney
I'm no stranger to stating the obvious, but there are some things that are best put as delicate as possible. This is one of those things.
Posted July 09, 2009 by Whitney
For a country that boasts equality, one state sure had a lot more to celebrate last weekend than others.
Posted June 23, 2009 by Whitney
I can't say that I'm surprised by the recent announcement. Just disappointed they did it all for the ratings.
Posted June 22, 2009 by Whitney
There are some things that just make you wonder- who complained?
Posted June 11, 2009 by Whitney
Grateful as I am to at least have a job right now, I must say that this week I would have to side with the notion that work stinks.
Posted May 18, 2009 by Whitney
To shave or not to shave? To some the wrong answer is a fate worse than death.
Posted May 06, 2009 by Whitney
I may not have swine flu but I seem to be developing another ailment.
Posted April 29, 2009 by Whitney
Happy 100th day in office, Mr. President.
Posted April 21, 2009 by Whitney
The Lone Star state seems to boast the biggest of everything. But is it really true?
Posted April 19, 2009 by Whitney
The funniest conversation I have ever overheard.
Posted April 12, 2009 by Whitney
No Fashion Week can compare to the looks on Easter Sunday.
Posted April 10, 2009 by Whitney
A Happy 23rd Birthday to me!
Posted March 31, 2009 by Whitney
How well do we really know the lyrics to the classics?
Posted March 25, 2009 by Whitney
The real reason for Easter is revealed.
Posted March 15, 2009 by Whitney
We celebrate milestones in our lives with certain rites of passage. At 16 we pile our friends in our car and waste time driving around.
Posted March 11, 2009 by Whitney
What's in a name? It's a question worth asking. While the first and middle names take careful choosing, the last name is, for the most part, a given. Be that as it may, the surname still carries its set of expectations.
Posted March 03, 2009 by Whitney
Our history books are filled with moments that are great and moments that are not. For every victory there is certain defeat. Every triumph and success would never have come to be were it not for poor judgment on another's behalf.
Posted February 28, 2009 by Whitney
The grass will soon get greener, hemlines will get shorter and the days will get a little longer. My days are quite literally getting longer already, by about two hours to be exact. No, I haven't uncovered the long sought after secret to adding more time to each day. I've simply given up sleeping in past 8:30 in honor of Lent.
Posted January 26, 2009 by Whitney
The want ads quickly became the "I-want" ads when I found this little fellow in KSL's classifieds.
Posted January 19, 2009 by Whitney
If there were a quicker way to communicate with our maker besides praying, Tim Tebow has been in on that secret for quite some time now.
Posted January 13, 2009 by Whitney
In honor of Jason's younger years, we're celebrating his half birthday. Since he was lucky enough to be born in the summer, he had to bring his birthday treats to school in January.
Posted December 30, 2008 by Whitney
Jason can stop pinching himself. This is for real. I took first place in not one, but both of my Fantasy Football leagues. That's two, count them, two championships.
Posted November 26, 2008 by Whitney
As much as I hate to admit it, I may be a bit of a hypochondriac. It’s either that or I am the world’s sickest person. All it takes is someone mentioning a disease and I feel myself coming down with the symptoms.
Posted November 21, 2008 by Whitney
Just the other day we were paying our respects to the Geto Boys, bumpin’ their rhymes. We were really feeling it, even leaning and rocking with it. Well, as much as I could lean with an iron in my hand.