Posted June 10, 2010 by Whitney
I'm glad we got that cleared up.
Posted June 08, 2010 by Whitney
The wise man should have built his house as far from a creek as possible.
Posted June 01, 2010 by Whitney
Well, more continental than any hotel breakfast I've ever seen.
Posted May 25, 2010 by Whitney
The undesirable process by which hair absorbs oil can actually be used for good.
Posted May 15, 2010 by Whitney
I recently complained about the movie Babies not showing in Utah. As it turns out, I just needed to be a bit more patient.
Posted May 08, 2010 by Whitney
A last minute gift idea that's sure to surprise.
Posted April 16, 2010 by Whitney
Utah's so-called film scene isn't quite what it claims to be.
Posted April 01, 2010 by Whitney
Only you're not going to today, suckas.
Posted March 23, 2010 by Whitney
Really, anything.
Posted March 13, 2010 by Whitney
If a comment is made and no one is around to read it, does it still count?
Posted February 17, 2010 by Whitney
My appalling lack of follow-thru is finally getting to me, but my timing in putting off changing my lazy ways couldn't be better.
Posted February 13, 2010 by Whitney
That movie was way off. But that's neither here nor there.
Posted February 09, 2010 by Whitney
I'm not the type to dream of the big screen but I just couldn't say no to this.
Posted February 02, 2010 by Whitney
The verdict is in but I'm not buying it.
Posted January 18, 2010 by Whitney
Do I think we've done Martin Luther King, Jr's. dream justice? Not quite.
Posted January 11, 2010 by Whitney
If I looked out my back window would I see Russia applauding me for taking down my satellite dish?
Posted January 07, 2010 by Whitney
More like the Animal's Choice Awards.
Posted December 29, 2009 by Whitney
I've never been an advocate for children playing musical instruments but I might just reconsider.
Posted December 10, 2009 by Whitney
Or was it a cop riding in my car?
*Edited to actually have text now*
Posted November 19, 2009 by Whitney
My ability to predict what everyone blogs about on any given day may just save you a great deal of time.
Posted November 13, 2009 by Whitney
Because, honestly, no one should be expected to defend their beliefs.
Posted October 31, 2009 by Whitney
Have we seen the last of trick-or-treaters? Not if I have anything to do with it.
Posted October 30, 2009 by Whitney
He may not be here any longer but he's still finding ways to inconvenience us.
Posted October 29, 2009 by Jason
Don't show up as the Joker again this Halloween.
Posted October 28, 2009 by Whitney
If it's the thought that counts, I'm just going to think about donating from now on, lest I come away from the next drop-off short a few hubcaps.
Posted October 27, 2009 by Whitney
I've been needing a change for awhile now. I've been at my job for much longer than I anticipated and Utah just isn't doing it for me. I think I've finally found what I've been looking for.
Posted October 26, 2009 by Whitney
The solution to all my unreturned phone calls.
Posted October 25, 2009 by Whitney
I usually keep my views on parenting to myself but this was too much to pass up.
Posted October 22, 2009 by Whitney
A compilation of the best unsolicited comments I've received in regard to my diet.
Posted October 21, 2009 by Whitney
Is this a lesser form of racial profiling?
Posted October 20, 2009 by Whitney
Happy Birthday Snoop
Posted October 19, 2009 by Whitney
The trouble with wishing for superpowers is that you have to be specific.
Posted October 18, 2009 by Whitney
Just becase you can, doesn't mean you should: Blogging Edition.
Posted October 17, 2009 by Jason
A tasteful stroll down memory lane for some and a deadly car crash for others.
Posted October 16, 2009 by Whitney
Since I didn't have a five-year reunion, I decided to do a little investigating to see just much the people I went to school with have changed since 2004.
Posted October 15, 2009 by Whitney
I'm guessing this means Ben and Jerry's is now manufacturing treadmills.
Posted October 14, 2009 by Whitney
We all deserve to be treated equally in spite of our differences. We all deserve to be comfortable and self-empowered in our own skin. But confidence should not come at the price of health.
Posted October 09, 2009 by Whitney
You know the people who talk just to hear themselves talk? This post is a lot like that.
Posted October 07, 2009 by Whitney
Who's going to want to sing this song now? Way to ruin it, Somalia.
Posted October 06, 2009 by Whitney
Twenty years later and it still has it.
Posted October 05, 2009 by Whitney
A burning late-night question gives way to an even deeper resolution.
Posted October 04, 2009 by Whitney
Sometimes I think that everything that is wrong with the world lives in our community. If you've ever spent more than twenty minutes with us, you understand.
Posted October 01, 2009 by Whitney
Since family photos can be a bit of an overwhelming task, I've enlisted the help of one gem of a site to give you some ideas. Hopefully you are as inspired by these as I am.
Posted September 30, 2009 by Whitney
Join us for the event of the season!
Posted September 22, 2009 by Whitney
Seperate the fact from fiction on the ever-growing list of "Mormon celebs."
Posted September 10, 2009 by Whitney
Thank you, Mr. Mailman. You've really outdone yourself this time.
Posted September 09, 2009 by Whitney
To celebrate the ninth day of the ninth month of the ninth year, here are nine reasons why 09.09.09 is better than 09.09.99.
Posted September 08, 2009 by Whitney
In true back to school fashion, I present you with this weeks vocabulary lesson.
Posted August 24, 2009 by Whitney
I may lose friends from this.
Posted August 14, 2009 by Whitney
It would seem a college refresher course is in order.
Posted August 12, 2009 by Whitney
My top ten favorite google searches that landed readers here.
Posted August 06, 2009 by Whitney
No, I did not run my fingers across the keyboard when typing the title.
Posted August 05, 2009 by Whitney
If you've ever washed a dish, or even just thought about it, I'm sure you'll understand.
Posted August 04, 2009 by Whitney
Thanks, Mr, President, for all the things you've done, the battles that you've won.
Posted July 29, 2009 by Whitney
Some things require a certain image to indulge. Some people disregard that concept entirely.
Posted July 23, 2009 by Whitney
Does anyone else think the 100th episode was a hot-tamale trainwreck?
Posted July 21, 2009 by Whitney
While I'm on the subject of anniversaries, I might as well mention another one.
Posted July 09, 2009 by Whitney
For a country that boasts equality, one state sure had a lot more to celebrate last weekend than others.
Posted June 23, 2009 by Whitney
I can't say that I'm surprised by the recent announcement. Just disappointed they did it all for the ratings.
Posted June 22, 2009 by Whitney
There are some things that just make you wonder- who complained?
Posted June 11, 2009 by Whitney
Grateful as I am to at least have a job right now, I must say that this week I would have to side with the notion that work stinks.
Posted May 18, 2009 by Whitney
To shave or not to shave? To some the wrong answer is a fate worse than death.
Posted May 06, 2009 by Whitney
I may not have swine flu but I seem to be developing another ailment.
Posted April 29, 2009 by Whitney
Happy 100th day in office, Mr. President.
Posted April 19, 2009 by Whitney
The funniest conversation I have ever overheard.
Posted March 31, 2009 by Whitney
How well do we really know the lyrics to the classics?
Posted March 29, 2009 by Jason
A list of formulas derived for special use for the Motion Picture Association of America.
Posted March 11, 2009 by Whitney
What's in a name? It's a question worth asking. While the first and middle names take careful choosing, the last name is, for the most part, a given. Be that as it may, the surname still carries its set of expectations.
Posted March 03, 2009 by Whitney
Our history books are filled with moments that are great and moments that are not. For every victory there is certain defeat. Every triumph and success would never have come to be were it not for poor judgment on another's behalf.
Posted November 26, 2008 by Whitney
As much as I hate to admit it, I may be a bit of a hypochondriac. It’s either that or I am the world’s sickest person. All it takes is someone mentioning a disease and I feel myself coming down with the symptoms.
Posted November 21, 2008 by Whitney
Just the other day we were paying our respects to the Geto Boys, bumpin’ their rhymes. We were really feeling it, even leaning and rocking with it. Well, as much as I could lean with an iron in my hand.